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                  Woman Who Wank receives a much coverted USA 100 Star Award at the 2013 Edinburgh Fringe Festival

                                  Woman Who Wank, created and perfomed by Joanne Tremarco 

Woman Who Wank, created and perfomed by Joanne Tremarco from the Nomadic Academy of Fools, an odd-ball theater troupe concentrating on the study of Foolish Humour, received at USA Weekly News 100 Star Award, which is given for Fringe Shows way above the 5 star standard and has become to be known as the Acamedy Awards of Fringe festivals around the world.
"...Woman Who Wank is considered to be one of the most entertaining and creative fringe shows with a good message also with healing and spiritual benefit that we have seen for along time with any fringe show...."... USA Weekly News


                                                                  

Joanne Tremarco and Chris Murray chosen to be co-hosts of the Fringe Factor TV Show
Women Who Wank
Fringe Show created and performed by Joanne Tremarco –
 
Joanne Tremarco and Chris Murray from the Nomadic Academy of Fools, an odd-ball theatre troupe concentrating on the study of Foolish Humour have been chosen to be co-hosts of the New Fringe Factor (Do Fringe Shows have Talent?) TV Show that has been developed over the last seven years by Stephen Carew-Reid and the Late Thomas Graham Allwood with sponsorship from the INL News Group.

Joanne Tremarco and her partner Chris Murray hosted one of the many pilots of the New Fringe Factor (Do Fringe Shows have Talent?) TV Show filmed at the Scotsman Hotel on the 21st August, 2013 where Fringe Entertainers came along to watch classic momments filmed at the Edinburgh FringFestival and perform short performances and chat about their fringe show and their excpereinces at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
 
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Published on June 21st, 2013 | by Luke Hurst
Published on June 21st, 2013 | by Luke Hurst

Woman in vagina outfit runs to rescue man in penis outfit

Woman in vagina outfit runs to rescue man in penis outfit
Performers cause offence dicking and fannying about on the streets of Glastonbury.
We spend a fair amount of time talking about penises and vaginas at Planet Ivy. The less liberally-minded, more mature amongst you might say too much. Whatever, dick-head. So when we saw this story in the Central Somerset Gazette about a man dressed as a penis getting mildly accosted by a passer-by, and a woman dressed as a vagina running to his aid, we felt finally, our time for news-reporting glory had come.
The incident occurred last Friday when actors from the Nomadic Academy of Fools – an odd-ball theatre troupe – were handing out flyers to promote two of their shows, ingeniously titled: Women Who Wank and The Penis Monologues. A member (yep) of the public was so offended by the sight of Chris Murray, dressed as a penis on Glastonbury High Street, that he yanked the head off the costume and threw it on the floor.
Witnessing her penis friend’s veritable circumcision, Joanne Tremarco – dressed quite equally disturbingly as a vagina – ran to his aid to try and tame the raging pedestrian. The police were called as the theatre group made their way back to their headquarters, and were told to avoid dressing like cocks in future. Their flyers were also confiscated, but you will be delighted to hear that Women Who Wank and The Penis Monologues went ahead as planned. I’m sure it was delightful.

 

Women Who Wank Genre: Improvised Theatre- Highly Recomended

Venue: Cowgatehead

Women Who Wank Genre: Improvised Theatre- Highly Recomended
 
Highly Recomended
Venue: Cowgatehead
 
Low Down
 
 Part of the PBH Free Fringe, Women Who Wank happens in Cowgatehead, a hole in the wall that would be easy to miss, sandwiched between Underbelly and the Cowshed on Cowgate.  It’s half ten at night, we’re tired, wired; some of us are a bit pissed.  We’ve gathered in a small, boxy space that resembles nothing so much as a bomb shelter.  There’s a pretty good crowd – evidently there are a lot of people interested in women who wank.  Expectations are running high.  One of the last people into the room is an extravagant, gaudy woman who talks with a posh slur as she swishes up and down the aisle, looking for a seat in the packed house, complaining about what she’s sure will be a shit show.  She couldn’t be further from the truth.
What are our expectations for a show with such a provocative title?  The population of Joanne’s audience is about two-thirds women, and the men are mostly here with dates.  There are a few single men present.  The atmosphere is sexually charged even before Joanne begins polarizing the room, calling us out, trying to uncover our secrets even as she hauls our curiosity up on stage for us to scrutinize.  Bombs rain down on us from the show in the room above as we retreat into the wartime bunker where Joanne promises to shield us from harm.  She is all over the place, mad-woman, character actress, saint of purity and prurient wanker, enticing us wickedly.  Her improvisational skills are captivating as she traipses through her youth with us, uncovers moments of vulnerability and truth, and fences with a pair of particularly vociferous late-night hecklers with alternating severity and tenderness.
I won’t say too much about the content of this show because it’s my opinion that you should check it out and discover it for yourself – and, equally, as a totally improvised show, the content will be completely different on any given night.  But after an hour that flew by, I’m tempted to go back and see what other secrets lurk within Joanne’s bunker.
Reviewed by William Glenn 8th August 2013
 

Website : http://www.nomadicacademy.org

Foolish Who’s Who

Want to know more about the Fools of The Nomadic Academy?
Jane Scott is  5’10″ tall, 36′,28′,36′  and likes animals and working for charity
 
 
 
Danny  Mullins is a musician who likes to fool around. He’s in his fifth year with the Academy for Fools.
He’s currently enjoying teaching Edinburgh Fools Academy, hosting community sing song sessions and working with Edinburgh’s Beltaine Fire Society as a “red man”. Meaning everything that is RED!  It’s tribal, it’s primal, passion, power and Love. He’s working with the group to bring out their sensual and sexual energies by mixing in what he has learnt from the “Awaken Love” Tantra group to develop the “Fool Around” workshops. Playful and also respectful, personal boundaries will be mindfully observed throughout: and stretched out gently.
A touching and tickling performer, Danny also enjoys writing about himself from a detached “third person” perspective to make it sound as though he’s much more wordly-wise and well known than he actually is.
 Katherine Smith performs foolish plays in foolish ways as the fool she says…
Who am I?  A big O until we meet in the world of our imagination…
You want information?  Well then, on a more practical level I’m a gardener, a recent Mumma, a wife, a performer, a piano player, a publisher and a writer.
With the Academy for Fools, I’m working on a play called the Living Museum of Marjorie – from which we’ll be performing characters and tantalising snippets during this festival for fools.  
…These Old Fools – they are sad and dusty old relics from bygone eras who can move into beauty full of wonder.
Bruce Knight is a performer and also looks after Spilsby Theatre in Lincolnshire. He worked for many years as a lighting technician.
He first began performing as an aerialist, on trapeze dressed as Elvis, when his circus hobby got out of hand!
Since then he has played many characters on earth, directed community theatre projects and trained for several years with Jonathan Kay and also regularly performs as ‘Jim” with the Brighton based company Copperdollar.
Joanne Tremarco paints bold images with oils and your imagination. She is a blundering psychic, a kamikaze perfectionist, a wild woman who is afraid of the dark, an unhealed healer, a lover of clean tea towels, a prolapsed catholic who dreams far too much whilst cycling her bike.  She loves cleaning (but it takes too long), gardening and looking after other people’s children.
She loves performing without a parachute, making audiences laugh and cry.
You can see her in her one-woman show, Women Who Wank, at Festivals around the UK this year. To book ‘Women Who Wank’ contact here
Aside from working with The Nomadic Academy for Fools, she also huffs and puffs her way through Physical Fest each year with her friends from Tmesis Theatre and she works from time to time for Friction Arts.
If Chris Murray were here, what would he do?  How would Christopher Murray deal with this problem? Look! He left his shoes behind, lets walk a mile in them and see…just one of the many conversations I wish people would have after meeting me.
 
 
Natalie Fee is a performer, poet and presenter, trained by Jonathan Kay in the art of the Fool. She performs regular improvised shows in theatres around Bristol, using music, humour and comedy to open up the challenges we face as individuals and as a global community.
 
Paul scott is a ex-con, ex squaddie, 96.4% orangutan just like you, professional dog training instructor, painter, chainsaw carver, commentator and quite good with a needle and thread. Born as a wooly-back and lifelong holy devotee to Liverpool FC. He likes photography, travelling, rainforests, sarcasm, sports cars, Doctor Who, 5 Rhythms Ecstatic Dance, music festivals, Scuba diving, power tools, medical marijuana, animals, Pink Floyd, potatoes, tantric sex, Sumatra and builders tea. He is inspired by Kenny Dalglish, Osho, David Attenborough, Maharaji , Obi-wan- kenobi ,  Salvador Dali, Hanuman and Bill Hicks. Some things he would like to see blown to thousands of pieces are Old Trafford, Crufts, Schools, Scotland yard, Animal hunters, Inland Revenue, DVLA, Ascot and festival security guards. See his website here!
 
 

Women Who Wank

The Assembly Rooms, Glastonbury.
High Street
BA6 9DU Glastonbury
United Kingdom

Thursday, 13 June 2013 from 19:30 to 21:30 (BST)

The Nomadic Academy for Fools

Thursday, 13 June 2013 from 19:30 to 21:30 (BST)

Glastonbury, United Kingdom

 

Ticket Information

Ticket Type Sales End Price Fee Quantity
Women who Wank Ended £8.00 £0.85 N/A
Women who Wank Concessions Ended £5.00 £0.78 N/A

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Woman dressed as giant vagina stops street attack on giant penis

By David Edwards
Friday, June 21, 2013 14:02 EDT
 
Nomadic Academy of Fools members dressed as penis and vagina (YouTube)
 
Women Who Wank Genre: Improvised Theatre- Highly Recomended
 
Highly Recomended
Venue: Cowgatehead
 
Low Down
 
 Part of the PBH Free Fringe, Women Who Wank happens in Cowgatehead, a hole in the wall that would be easy to miss, sandwiched between Underbelly and the Cowshed on Cowgate.  It’s half ten at night, we’re tired, wired; some of us are a bit pissed.  We’ve gathered in a small, boxy space that resembles nothing so much as a bomb shelter.  There’s a pretty good crowd – evidently there are a lot of people interested in women who wank.  Expectations are running high.  One of the last people into the room is an extravagant, gaudy woman who talks with a posh slur as she swishes up and down the aisle, looking for a seat in the packed house, complaining about what she’s sure will be a shit show.  She couldn’t be further from the truth.
What are our expectations for a show with such a provocative title?  The population of Joanne’s audience is about two-thirds women, and the men are mostly here with dates.  There are a few single men present.  The atmosphere is sexually charged even before Joanne begins polarizing the room, calling us out, trying to uncover our secrets even as she hauls our curiosity up on stage for us to scrutinize.  Bombs rain down on us from the show in the room above as we retreat into the wartime bunker where Joanne promises to shield us from harm.  She is all over the place, mad-woman, character actress, saint of purity and prurient wanker, enticing us wickedly.  Her improvisational skills are captivating as she traipses through her youth with us, uncovers moments of vulnerability and truth, and fences with a pair of particularly vociferous late-night hecklers with alternating severity and tenderness.
I won’t say too much about the content of this show because it’s my opinion that you should check it out and discover it for yourself – and, equally, as a totally improvised show, the content will be completely different on any given night.  But after an hour that flew by, I’m tempted to go back and see what other secrets lurk within Joanne’s bunker.
Reviewed by William Glenn 8th August 2013
 

Website : http://www.nomadicacademy.org

Edinburgh Fringe 2013- Women Who Wank
Highly recomended- Genre: Improvised Theatre-Venue: Cowgatehead

Low Down

Part of the PBH Free Fringe, Women Who Wank happens in Cowgatehead, a hole in the wall that would be easy to miss, sandwiched between Underbelly and the Cowshed on Cowgate.  It’s half ten at night, we’re tired, wired; some of us are a bit pissed.  We’ve gathered in a small, boxy space that resembles nothing so much as a bomb shelter.  There’s a pretty good crowd – evidently there are a lot of people interested in women who wank.  Expectations are running high.  One of the last people into the room is an extravagant, gaudy woman who talks with a posh slur as she swishes up and down the aisle, looking for a seat in the packed house, complaining about what she’s sure will be a shit show.  She couldn’t be further from the truth.

What are our expectations for a show with such a provocative title?  The population of Joanne’s audience is about two-thirds women, and the men are mostly here with dates.  There are a few single men present.  The atmosphere is sexually charged even before Joanne begins polarizing the room, calling us out, trying to uncover our secrets even as she hauls our curiosity up on stage for us to scrutinize.  Bombs rain down on us from the show in the room above as we retreat into the wartime bunker where Joanne promises to shield us from harm.  She is all over the place, mad-woman, character actress, saint of purity and prurient wanker, enticing us wickedly.  Her improvisational skills are captivating as she traipses through her youth with us, uncovers moments of vulnerability and truth, and fences with a pair of particularly vociferous late-night hecklers with alternating severity and tenderness.
I won’t say too much about the content of this show because it’s my opinion that you should check it out and discover it for yourself – and, equally, as a totally improvised show, the content will be completely different on any given night.  But after an hour that flew by, I’m tempted to go back and see what other secrets lurk within Joanne’s bunker.
Reviewed by William Glenn 8th August 2013

Website :

Woman dressed as a vagina saves pal dressed as a penis caught in street fight

Joanne Tremarco and Chris Murray were promoting their ‘Fooling Around’ stage show — when an irate local resident took offense.

"He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," says Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus.

YouTube

"He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," says Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus.

A bizarre street scuffle saw a woman dressed as a vagina saving a man decked out as a penis from a severe beating.

The duo were promoting their "Fooling Around" stage show — in the notoriously hippie English town of Glastonbury, Somerset — when a local resident took offense at their costumes.

"He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus, told the Central Somerset Gazette.

"I could tell by his body language he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn't looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement," he claimed.

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"Dick & Fanny," from the Nomadic Academy of Fools, advertise their erotic new play "Women Who Wank," in Glastonbury High Street."

It fell to "Vagina Woman" — Joanne Tremarco — to intervene and calm things down.

Meanwhile, a bystander had called cops who then ordered the pair - part of the Nomadic Academy of Fools outfit - to remove their robes or face arrest.

The police's reaction left bosses at the Assembly Rooms, where the group was performing shocked.

"We were deeply surprised by the reaction of the police in this situation," said a spokesman. "The plays were very well attended and we experienced no trouble at the venue."

The couple later revealed they would not press charges against their alleged attacker.

WOMEN WHO WANK

A  partly improvised comically tragic and tragically comic dis-covery play all about pleasure, connection and intimacy.
In-to-me-see.   Come alone or bring your friends.  Men are also welcome.

http://eventful.com/events/women-who-wank-/E0-001-055207167-6

Doors 7.30pm  - Performance 8pm

 Cost: Women who Wank 8.85

Women who Wank Concessions 5.78

Is It Normal to Masturbate When You’re Married?

 
 

There is absolutely no reason to feel guilty for masturbating even though you are married. Most men and women do indeed continue to masturbate when they are in a relationship, and it does not mean that there is anything wrong. In fact, research shows that those people who masturbate more also have more (and more satisfying) sex.

People have sex, as well as masturbate, for all sorts of reasons. Often men and women feel like having an orgasm or pleasuring themselves as a quick stress reliever, as a “pick-me-up”, or just because they are very aroused but don’t want to go through the whole process of sex.

Masturbating is also a great way to learn about your own body, which invariably makes for better sex with a partner. Men can use masturbation as a way to learn how to control their orgasms, while women can learn how to have orgasms more easily.

Sometimes people feel that if everything was perfect in a sexual relationship, then neither partner would “need” to masturbate. Nothing could be further from the truth. Simply put, good sex begets more good sex — in all its forms. In fact, many couples masturbate together and find it a very enjoyable part of their relationship. Honestly, there is no need to feel guilty. Listen to the good doctor: Masturbation is good for you!

 

 

http://ehealthforum.com/health/are-there-other-women-who-do-not-masturbate-t292785-a1.html

 

Re: how often do women masturbate? and do all women do it?

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1298309

Answers:

 

1. Well I have sex with my bf everyday, sometimes twice a day when I'm with him (I like to wake him up with head and give him a proper start to the day) and we're in a LDR at the moment so prob about twice a week when the waiting gets too much and I'm too horny to wait anymore,

 

2. Every day (I love how female masturbation is still a mystery).

 

3. I swear there is a thread on this every single day. Yes, majority do it, and how often depends on the person, same as men./thread

4. Once every 4 days...

5. never. and im not even joking.

6. Have you climaxed yet OP?

7. the majority do, and many of those who say they don't lie!! frequency is different for each woman but at the moment it's been 3 weeks since i has sex with my bf so at least every other day if not everyday!! when the sex is there once a week if at all. i also **** a lot when i'm stressed so exams add to my horniness.

8. Almost never. Haven't really got the hang of it.

9. Lots of people do, surely this has all been said a million times before?

10. Lots of people do, surely this has all been said a million times before.

11. Everyday tbh ... is that bad for you?

12. Something I never thought I'd hear from anyone.

13. last time I check, 65% were doing it.

14. once a day. sometimes twice if I have a day off. Orgasm-wise it is the best, no man can ever get anywhere near unfortunately (even though it can be great with a partner, I never reach the same level).I cannot believe there are women that never do it!

15. Couple of times a week when I'm at home (with my boyfriend), almost every day when we're apart. Not all women do it, but if they don't I assume that's because they haven't figured out how to get off yet, it can take a while.  

Headline of the year: 'Man Dressed As Penis Assaulted As Woman Dressed As Vagina Tries To Intervene'
    Happy Friday.
    You think Glastonbury residents would be used to the weird and wacky walking through their town en route to the biggest music festival in the world, but apparently not. A man and a woman dressed as a penis and a vagina respectively were on the street promoting their new show when the man was accosted by a local who was unimpressed by their outfits.
     
    Chris Murray and Joanne Tremarco were performing on the street to promote 'Women who wank and The Penis Monologues' when a passerby took umbrage with the display and attacked Murray. 'He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us,' he told the Central Somerset Gazette. 'I could tell by his body language that he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn't looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement.'
     
    Police were called to the scene and the pair were forced to get out of their costumes or face  charges from the officers on the scene.
    What a dick.
    Story by David O'Shaughnessy Friday 21st June 2013 WFT
     

    Woman dressed as a vagina saves pal dressed as a penis caught in street fight

    Joanne Tremarco and Chris Murray were promoting their ‘Fooling Around’ stage show — when an irate local resident took offense.

    "He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," says Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus.

    YouTube

    "He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," says Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus.

    A bizarre street scuffle saw a woman dressed as a vagina saving a man decked out as a penis from a severe beating.

    The duo were promoting their "Fooling Around" stage show — in the notoriously hippie English town of Glastonbury, Somerset — when a local resident took offense at their costumes.

    "He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us," Chris Murray, who was wearing a giant phallus, told the Central Somerset Gazette.

    "I could tell by his body language he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn't looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement," he claimed.

    RELATED: INSIDE THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF A ‘CABURLESQUE’ STAR

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    "Dick & Fanny," from the Nomadic Academy of Fools, advertise their erotic new play "Women Who Wank," in Glastonbury High Street."

    It fell to "Vagina Woman" — Joanne Tremarco — to intervene and calm things down.

    Meanwhile, a bystander had called cops who then ordered the pair - part of the Nomadic Academy of Fools outfit - to remove their robes or face arrest.

    The police's reaction left bosses at the Assembly Rooms, where the group was performing shocked.

    "We were deeply surprised by the reaction of the police in this situation," said a spokesman. "The plays were very well attended and we experienced no trouble at the venue."

    The couple later revealed they would not press charges against their alleged attacker.





        
    Black Swan and Baby Journal
    Aleah loves this  beautiful  peaceful swan study
    Listen to Aeah's soft and gentle while viewing the black swan and her baby

    Aleah's soft and gentle music
     
    "Stay True to what is You."
    Örebro, Sweden


    All songs written and performed by Aleah.
    Aleah's soft gentle music
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    Baby Black Swan Video 1

    I met this young Black Swan couple about two years ago. They took care of one baby at that time and had hard time when the baby due to leave from parents.

    Mother is always very sweet care and father is quite strict. Baby did not want to leave from parents. Father started force to drive away the child.

    Then baby stuck to mother always. They started to go another pond near by and get back, sometimes with three together. Nearly one week later, almost dusk of one day,

    While child swan was a little bit far away, parents suddenly flew away to leave the child alone behind. After this, the child was crying to wish finding parents.

    Accidentally I saw this scene, I fed bread and few hours stayed together. Next morning I went to see the child but there is not. Then I went to original place

    The child was there with mother. I think the child flew back at dawn. The child completely disappeared after few weeks from this happening.

    Last year the couple had 5 babies at first. 2 disappeared in one to two weeks. Some body said it might be eaten by big eel.

    They brought up with really tender care of three children and two children left the nest at first, almost one month later the other one disappeared.

    This baby black swan was born early January. I named the baby“Rosy”, wishful for peace in the world as prayer of the New Year.



    Live Balck Swan Video One par B
    No.1 (27.1.2007)  Howdo you do my name is Rosy. My food is mainly algae but I can not reach the bottom.


    Live Back Swan Video Part C



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Two


    No.2 (5.2.2007)       :  My action is well communicating with my parents.


    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Three



    No.3 (12.2.2007)  :  Today is rainy day. I am guarded by my father always !



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Four


    No.4 ( 17.2.2007 )  :  Mother does very carefully to choose my foods.



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Five


    No.5 (24.2.2007 )  :  Would you please see my environment . What a nice.....   isn't it ?



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Six





                      No.6 (2.3.2007 )  :  
         I can stay alone and raise my neck in salutation for well come back to parents. 
                        I am very hungry. I have to be very strong.                            
     
         Rosy slightly wounded on left foot around 1 week sago. Tiny holel is there.
                           This is his leg band will be never disappear. 





    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Seven





    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Eight



    N0.10 ( 18.3.2007 )  :  I can get my food from deeper water myself.
                                        < Rosy's body color became slightly darker.>



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Nine



    No.9 ( 24.3.2007 )  :  Flower is tasty too ? 
                                      I don't like big eel. But Mother is strong, Isn't she !   




    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Ten


    No. 10 ( 31.3.2007 )  : 
    I and mother are an expert to keep balance. 
    Please watch my wing.



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Eleven



    No.11 ( 8.4.2007 )  :  I want to fly.....not,yet   Is this unreasonable  ? 



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Twelve


    No.12 ( 14.4.2007 )  : How kind of god. I got more feather instead of downy hair.
                                        Can you here my flutter of wings.  Eh!  no ?


    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Thirteen


    No.13 ( 20.4.2007 )  :  My leg is weaker than mother ..?  Mother used leg & wing to step up on to grass is unfair.
         All right can do that. I don't stand up salutation to father --just lied down on grass. 





    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Fourteen


    No.14 ( 27.4.2007 )  :  My leg & wing is stronger. As consequently little one escape on my way...but sleepy time is no difference.





    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Fifteen



    No. 15 ( 5.5.2007 )  :  I am alive with hope and in a very happy mood.




    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Sixteen


    No. 16 ( 11.5.2006 )  : 
    You might hear sound of my wingbeat.



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Seventeen (17)



    No. 17 (18.5.2007 )  : 
    I saw father claiming his territory.
     Well, Mum  I might have to leave......?



    Click above to view live Baby Black Swan Video Eighteen (18)

     
                 < I came back yesterday  afternoon to see
     how is Rosy. Isn't here at 3pm.
    I was waiting from 3pm~dusk.
    But never appears.
     I was expecting to see Rosy today  but not again.
    I saw only relaxed Parents Instead.
    I think parents became much clever about
    bringing up their child than before. >
     
       Rosy and Parents started own their New Life 



     Some comments on Aleah's music
    soultap


    Is Online


    9 Nov 2007 06:37

    Tack för vänskapen!

    Härligt intim sång, du lyckas förmedla mycket känsla. Naket, sårbart och vackert.

    Mvh Fredrik/soultap
    Cristiano Ferranti





    9 Nov 2007 06:09

    Thank you so much for the add!
    What a voice!
    Fantastic tracks...

    Listen to mine if you have time...

    even death dies
    Lindblomman





    9 Nov 2007 05:40

    Hej vacker!

    Njuter av din musik på min sida just nu....stämningen och min sinnesstämning passar på den just nu...det känns skönt.

    Kram Lindblomma!
    The Man Behind - Kym Skye - MY SUMMER OUT NOW!!!





    9 Nov 2007 05:07

    Thanks for the add. :)

    I love your music. It's really good.

    /Kim
    PROTAGON





    9 Nov 2007 01:31

    Cooee my dear adorable friend Aleah,

    how are ye doin' today, are ye ok? Ummmmm...it's almost weekend, right? Well, time to get ready 2 partayyyyyyyy! If ye don't know what to do or where to go, no problem, come here and join the party now. My Turkish friend Ahmet (DJ Kral, myspace.com/organic_beats) is spinning the records on Saturday night here in Koblenz/Germany, yeah SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! :-)))

    May ye have a good start into an perfect dream weekend, be blessed, stay safe, healthy and may all the good spirits be with ye. Loads of love, light, peace and joy to ye from Koblenz the city of confluence, city of the heroes in Germany, the united states of love.

    Namaste,

    Dirk Cold Water aka PROTAGON (X), DAYWALKER, AA GABRIEL
    (:-{)}
    Chimera


    Is Online


    8 Nov 2007 12:33

    Hello Su, thank you for the add and very very compliments about your beautiful voice!!!!

    We are the CHIMERA, two italian singer who create music which fuses pop with the magic sounds of electronical, orchestral and ethnical music.

    We love you so much and we are very glad to be your friends!!

    Thank you. CHIMERA
    R e f l e j o





    8 Nov 2007 06:20

    Hello ALEAH!

    music music!

    Cheers from REFLEJO!!
    Mats Grundström





    8 Nov 2007 04:41

    Måste bara säga att jag gillar din röst. Fantastiskt uttrycksfull. Lycka till. Mats
    desiderio





    7 Nov 2007 23:07

    hello Aleah
    thanks for the add
    nice to meet you
    love your voice and your songs so much

    desiderio
    ZADAN





    7 Nov 2007 19:54

    Aleah,

    Awesome project. Thank you for the add.

    Experimental Doom greetings from Thailand.

    -Shaun
    Digital Angel





    7 Nov 2007 16:09

    thanx for the add!
    cheers!
    sasa





    7 Nov 2007 15:18

    hiya, my girl emily thinks you are real nice and cute, add her on MSN and talk to her please! her msn address is emily24platinum@hotmail.com
    hybrid





    7 Nov 2007 14:53

    Thank You for your inspiration and harmony. The click to this site, gives me so much power, like a 1 hour meditation. RESPECT to your works!!
    with love G.
    on.k





    7 Nov 2007 13:13

    Thank you Aleah !
    C. Blake Helms





    7 Nov 2007 12:20

    Beautiful work - Thank You
    JME





    7 Nov 2007 11:59

    Breathe...so good ;)

    May all the love, wisdom and beauty shine radiant from within you always.

    " always find time...kededsen.
    MR.KNIGHT OWL





    7 Nov 2007 11:48

    You can make a difference,
    every single day
    You can make a difference,
    with everything you say
    You can make a difference,
    to that stranger on the street
    You can make a difference,
    with everyone you meet
    You can make a difference,
    by holding someone's hand
    You can make a difference,
    by taking a stand
    You can make a difference,
    to someone who is sad
    You can make a difference,
    and instead make someone glad
    You can make a difference,
    and make someone smile
    You can make a difference,
    by making it last a while
    You can make a difference,
    by making someone laugh
    You can make a difference,
    and help them forget the past
    You can make a difference,
    stop being greedy
    You can make a difference,
    and help those who are needy
    You can make a difference,
    by helping a friend
    You can make a difference,
    and be there till the end
    You can make a difference,
    to those who are near and far
    You can make a difference,
    no matter who you are
    You can make a difference,
    just by being YOU
    You can make a difference,
    with the simple things YOU do
    Brian Cunningham-Dreamthemes music





    7 Nov 2007 04:58

    hi ya Aleah!thanks for the accept-my pleasure to request and your great music!you look really cool! hope you enjoy my music and feel free to join my mailing list..enter your email on my page-become part of the 'Dreamthemes street team' and you can download my player for your page.
    have an awesome week and hope to speak soon!
    Brian
    Karolos Mavrogenis





    7 Nov 2007 04:53

    Thank U !! Great music, so much feeling in it... Great attitude and super face. The whole thing can only be a success, bless you! Karolos, pianist from Greece xxx
    SODOMIZER





    7 Nov 2007 03:58

    Ja... jag vaknad nyss och såg att även Falun var dränkt i en vit sörja. Jag hatar vinter.
    //Sodo
    hilal-A.Q PKK!!





    7 Nov 2007 03:38

    thanks for the add!
    Jesus Alberto Ponce du place at center of de moon





    6 Nov 2007 22:25

    bonjour
    merci pour l'ajout
    i really like your music
    y tambien lo bella que eres
    Da Ole Man





    6 Nov 2007 19:58

    I'm Justa' Page In Space. I See All Things Beautiful, Yet You Amaze Me. My Greatest Gift Is To Be On This Side Of The Grass, Which Enables Me To See You. I Thank You For That & I Love You For Being My Friend.
    Goddess of The She





    6 Nov 2007 17:28

    Thank you so much for joining my circle of light, your voice is enchanting!
    SOUL HUGS
    lady robyn
    SODOMIZER





    6 Nov 2007 17:18

    Falun är mörkt och kallt... annars är det väl kanon!
    Hur är Örebro??
    //Sodo
    Pamela





    6 Nov 2007 13:21

    Thanks for accepting the add! I am of swedish decent....and I would like to travel their someday! You have an awsome voice also the words have so much meaning...!!! Keep making wonderful music! Pam
    liquidvizions





    6 Nov 2007 12:36

    i await patiently so it's quite alright. and thank you love.
    :o)
    Giampiero Assumma Photographer





    6 Nov 2007 09:08

    thank you very much for your so wonderful music
    giampiero
    Abominations777





    6 Nov 2007 05:38

    Thanks for the add My dear!!!
    David Hoffmeister





    6 Nov 2007 03:52

    Hi Aleah,

    Thanks for your friendship. I have enjoyed your songs immensely. Next June I will visit Sweden and Belgium again and then Ireland for the first time, and Ireland will be my 21st country of my global peace tours during the last several years.

    Blessings of Love & Gratitude,

    David

    http://awakening-mind.org
    H-C=N





    6 Nov 2007 01:53

    have a wonderful day, beautiful aleah!

    ~A.
    PROTAGON





    6 Nov 2007 01:30

    Good morning Aleah,

    I love the new demos and I can't get enough of your breathy angelic voice, keep it up darling! :-)))

    May you have a great blessed week ahead and many happy hours with the ones you love my dear friend Aleah!

    Much love and peace, many kisses and hugs from me to you always,

    Dirk aka PROTAGON
    (:-{)}
    EXx





    6 Nov 2007 00:18

    Thanks Aleah..
    Nice to know your music
    Sheers
    ·»Ðanial«·





    5 Nov 2007 22:11

    You put back up "Breathe"
    :-)
    That was the song that I fell in love with.
    Alex Domschot





    5 Nov 2007 21:33

    Hope all is well with you.
    michael





    5 Nov 2007 21:23

    I think if you did a video it would be great. I'm sure there must be film talent in Sweden that you know...
    George





    5 Nov 2007 15:17

    gods voice in disques regardless of any type of lyric. A rose by any othe name is yet a Rose.
    Love you so
    ^ anger free is the key,we can't ever fool god





    5 Nov 2007 13:11

    Your a beauty as ur songs are!
    frank





    5 Nov 2007 13:09

    hey aleah i realy like youre solo projet and beautiful song
    BlueSoul





    5 Nov 2007 12:45

    Thank you for adding Breathe, Aleah!
    I adore it. :)
    Have a wonderful week.
    Love,
    Irena
    Jai





    5 Nov 2007 12:12

    Hey aleah, just stopped by to say hello and let ya know i'm still listenin to the demo album on a regular basis, just love that stuff...peace...Jai
    Oceane





    5 Nov 2007 11:50

    Your music is my BREATH
    Göran





    5 Nov 2007 11:31

    Ja, biljetterna släpptes förra veckan, verkar vara ganska stort intresse. Nu kommer man ju bara ihåg dom bra grejerna från förra kryssningen så suget finns ju iallafall, men som du sa förut, det ligger ju lite väl långt fram i tiden så det är ju lite svårt att planera. Jättefina nya bilder föresten!
    dalibeauty





    5 Nov 2007 09:50

    Alluring,passionate,uplifting,inspirational,breathtaking....undescribable...

    I just love your music and voice=)
    Terri





    5 Nov 2007 08:25

    ooh lalalala mi lady grace... how beautiful you look in your new picture...

    I'm going to get old and gray waiting for you on FACEBOOK Cummmoonnn :)

    Love You Beauty


    T
    devil red





    5 Nov 2007 08:24

    Hi, How are you? thanks for adding me is an honor, Your voice is wonderful.

    Come to México.
    michael





    5 Nov 2007 08:22

    All yoga asana photos superb....

    M
    Hypothesis





    5 Nov 2007 03:31

    your Voice comes from Another World
    IRONAGE RECORDS





    5 Nov 2007 02:52

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