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The Passion of the Christ is a 2004 film co-written, co-produced and directed by Mel Gibson. It is based on the biblical stories of Jesus of Nazareth and focuses on his last twelve hours. It details his arrest, trial, and crucifixion, events commonly known as "The Passion". The film’s dialogue is in Aramaic, Latin, and Hebrew, with subtitles. It was filmed in Matera, Italy and Cinecittà Studios, Rome.
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Directed by | Mel Gibson |
Produced by | Bruce Davey Mel Gibson Stephen McEveety |
Written by | Benedict Fitzgerald Mel Gibson |
Starring | Jim Caviezel Maia Morgenstern Monica Bellucci Hristo Naumov Shopov Mattia Sbragia Rosalinda Celentano |
Music by | John Debney Gingger Shankar |
Cinematography | Caleb Deschanel |
Editing by | Steve Mirkovich John Wright |
Distributed by | Theatrical:![]() ![]() Icon Entertainment ![]() Newmarket Films ![]() Equinox Films ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 20th Century Fox DVD: ![]() MGM Home Entertainment ![]() ![]() Warner Home Video ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment |
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Running time | 127 minutes |
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Language | Aramaic Latin Hebrew Assyrian Neo-Aramaic |
Budget | $30 million USD |
Gross revenue | Domestic: $370,782,930 Worldwide: $611,899,420 |
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The Passion of the Christ-The Plot
The Passion of the Christ begins in medias res in the Garden of Gethsemane, on the Mount of Olives, with Jesus Christ agonizing over his impending death, while Satan tempts him to [2] abandon the idea that one man can redeem the sins of the World.
Meanwhile, at the Temple, Judas Iscariot meets with the Sanhedrin. The High Priest Yosef Caiaphas pays him thirty silver coins for Jesus's whereabouts, as they have previously agreed. Judas leads the Temple guards to the garden and identifies Jesus with a kiss. Peter attacks and cuts off the right ear of Malchus, who is revealed in the New Testament to be a servant of the high priest. However, Jesus rebukes Peter and heals the wound. The Apostles flee and the guards chain Jesus up and haul Him away. Meanwhile, Malchus remains kneeling in the Garden, amazed and deeply touched by what has just happened.
Meanwhile, Jesus's mother, the Blessed Virgin, awakens from a nightmare; Mary Magdalene asks whether she is all right. Certain that something is wrong, Mary quotes the prayers of the Passover seder, Why is this night different than other nights?; Mary Magdalene replies, Because once we were slaves and we are slaves no longer. Suddenly, John arrives, explaining Jesus has been arrested.
Jesus is brutally beaten as the guards take him to the Temple. Judas looks on with bitter shame as the Temple guards cast Jesus off a bridge over the brook of Cedron; a demon appears and frightens Judas, who runs away.
Jesus sees Mary, Mary Magdalene, Peter, and John watching Him as He reaches the Temple. A formal trial begins, as witnesses denounce everything Jesus has taught, including being King of the Jews. Suddenly, Nicodemus and Joseph of Arimathea stand up and denounce the proceedings, declaring that all they have heard is contradictory testimony. They are forcibly ejected by adherents of Caiaphas, as other Temple priests, equally disgusted by the proceedings, follow them out.
When Caiaphas finally addresses him and asks if the accusations are true, Jesus pronounces the ineffable Name of God, adding that they will see Him sitting at the Right Hand of the Father. Caiaphas screams and rends his garments in mourning. He declares that, as all have heard Jesus' "blasphemy," no further witnesses are needed. The other priests beat Jesus and spit in his face. He is formally condemned to death.
Peter attempts to flee, but is seized by spectators who identify him as one of Jesus' disciples. Peter indignantly denies it three times. But as Jesus turns around and bores into him with his one open eye, Peter realizes that Jesus' prophecy at the Last Supper has come to pass. He is overwhelmed with shame and rejects the Blessed Virgin's attempts to comfort him. He flees in tears, bewailing what he has done.
Meanwhile, Judas returns to Caiaphas, pleading for Jesus's release. He declares that he has sinned by betraying innocent blood. Caiaphas, however, refuses to take the money back, declaring that if Judas believes in Jesus' innocence, it is his problem. He demands that Judas take the money and leave. Judas angrily casts the money on the Temple floor and flees in despair. Later, two children approach and ask what's wrong; when they continue pestering him Judas swears at them. Suddenly, they are revealed as demons. With Satan among them, they hound him far beyond the city walls. During a respite from their torments, Judas encounters a dead donkey being eaten by maggots. Succumbing to despair he takes the donkey's rope and hangs himself from a tree.
Meanwhile, the priests have taken Jesus to Pontius Pilate, so that he may be crucified under Roman Law. An indignant Pilate demands to know whether the Temple authorities always punish their prisoners before trial. Caiaphas responds that Jesus has broken the Sabbath and the Temple Laws. Realizing that Pilate does not care, Annas announces that Jesus has declared himself the Messiah. Knowing this is a serious matter, Pilate privately interrogates Jesus, asking whether He is the King of the Jews. Jesus replies, "My Kingdom is not of this world," adding that if it were, His servants would never have allowed Him to be arrested. He also states that all who hear the truth hear His voice. Pilate cynically retorts, "What is truth?"
Pilate addresses the priests, saying he finds no crime in Jesus. Reminding them that Jesus is a subject of King Herod Ántipas, Pilate orders Caiaphas to bring him to Herod's palace. Caiaphas recoils, but grudgingly obeys. King Herod, an effeminate bisexual, is excited by reports of Jesus's miracles. When Jesus remains silent to his pleas to work "a little miracle for me", Herod laughs. He orders them to, "Get this stupid fool out of my sight!" He adds that Jesus is not a criminal, He is "just crazy".
Meanwhile, Pilate begs his wife, Claudia Procles, to tell him how to recognise Truth. She shakes her head, saying that no one can tell him the truth if he will not listen to it. A terrified Pilate describes the truth as he sees it. Another revolt in his Province will destroy his career and possibly lead Emperor Tiberius to execute him. Pilate is certain that if he releases Jesus, Caiaphas and the Temple priests will start a rebellion, yet, if he condemns Him to death, Jesus' followers will do the exact same thing. Suddenly, the Centurion Abenader (later St. Ctesiphon) arrives, saying that Herod did nothing to the man and that the priests are bringing Him back. When the priests return Jesus to Pilate, he is displeased, and forces Caiaphas to choose between freeing "a notorious murderer" named Barabbas (Pietro "Pedro" Sarubbi) or clemency for Jesus. Seething with hatred, Caiaphas screams, "Release Barabbas!" The crowd which he has bought and paid for immediately takes up the same cry.
When Pilate demands to know what would be fair punishment for Jesus, Caiaphas screams, "Crucify him!" Pilate indignantly refuses, instead ordering Jesus to be flogged, hoping that this will defuse Caiaphas' desire for the death penalty. Jesus is shackled to a broken pillar; two soldiers flog him with a switch, as their commander smiles proudly at the efficiency of his men. To the shock of his exhausted floggers, Jesus rises to his feet. Feeling their crediblity is on the line, the floggers brutally rend Jesus' flesh with barbed scourges until his ribs show and nearly loses consciousness. Suddenly, the Centurion Abenader arrives and angrily orders them to stop the flogging, saying that their orders were not to scourge Him to death. The soldiers drag Jesus away by His arms.
Pilate's wife, Claudia Procles, approaches the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene, giving them linen towels. THey kneel in the courtyard and mop up His blood.
Later, a group of drunken Roman soldiers drive a crown of thorns into Jesus's scalp. They spit wine on him and clothe him in a soldier's red cloak, and giving Him a reed as a scepter. They treat Him with mock royal homage, bowing and saying, "Hail, King of the Worms!" One of them grabs the reed and strikes Him over the head, driving the thorns even deeper into his scalp.
Jesus is then returned to Pilate, who is shocked by the sight of His tortured body; he asks the crowd if they are satisfied. Caiaphas, however, still demands crucifixion. Disgusted and out of options, Pilate literally washes his hands of the whole business, declaring, "I am innocent of this man's blood." He orders Abenader to, "Do as they wish."
The condemned Christ must carry His cross between two other criminals sentenced to crucifixion. He embraces it, prompting scorn from one of the thieves. As He carries his cross through the streets of Jerusalem, the soldiers beat him and the crowd taunt him. The Virgin Mary, Mary Magdalene, and John follow. When He falls under the weight of the cross, His Mother runs to Him, flashing back to a time when He fell as a child. She sobs, "I'm here!" He gasps, "Behold, Mother, I make all things new." He wills Himself to his feet, lifts up the cross, and continues on the Via Dolorosa.
Later, when He falls again, Abenader approaches, ordering the soldiers to help Jesus. Instead, they take a man from the crowd, Simon of Cyrene, who grudgingly agrees.
When Jesus Falls the Third Time; Simon cannot bear the cross's weight; the crowd battles with the soldiers for a chance to beat Jesus. Roman soldiers repel them, and Saint Veronica approaches Jesus with a cloth and a pitcher of water. Jesus wipes his face and tries to drink; a soldier kicks over the cup and drives her away. Later, it is revealed that her cloth, Veronica's Veil, has been imprinted with the image of His face.
When the soldiers continue whipping Jesus; Simon screams at them to stop, threatening to not to carry His cross another step if they refuse. They treat him with open contempt, but grudgingly oblige. The procession continues to Golgotha, "The Place of the Skull". There, Simon is ordered away, as he looks into Jesus one open eye with love and pity.
Meanwhile, Jesus is stretched onto and then nailed to the cross. He pleads for mercy for the Sinners of the World, saying that they do not know what they are doing. The cross is then raised.
Caiaphas and the priests mock the crucified Christ, saying that He vowed to destroy and rebuild the Temple in three days. He declared, "If he is the Son of God I say, let him come down from that cross!" Jesus gasps, "Father, forgive them, they know not what they do". The Good Thief tells Caiaphas, "Listen, He prays for you." He then tells Jesus his punishment is just, and that Jesus would be justified in condemning him, then says, "Lord, remember me when you come into your Kingdom." Jesus replies, "On this day, you will be with me in Paradise". As the other Thief laughs at them, a crow flies down and pecks his eye out.
Jesus weakens; the sky darkens. Mary and John approach the crucified Jesus; he declares, "I thirst!" A sympathetic soldier named Cassius, (later St. Longinus), impales a vinegar-soaked sponge on a spear and reaches it to him; tasting it, Jesus turns away. The Virgin Mary pleads with Jesus to let her die with him, but He tells her that St. John will take care of her. He tells John that Mary is now his mother. Jesus cries, "My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?" Then, looking down at them, says, "It is accomplished". Mary Magdalene weeps. Gasping, Jesus looks up, saying, "Father, into your hands I commend my spirit." His one eye dilates and He exhales His last breath.
An earthquake occurs; the spectators flee. The soldiers break the crucified criminals' legs to hasten their deaths. When Cassius is about to break those of Jesus, there is another rumble from the earth. Cassius responds that Jesus is already dead. Abenader orders him to, "Make sure", and casts him a lance. As Cassius drives it into Jesus' side; blood and water pour from the wound. As the blood lands on his face, Cassius falls to his knees in awe. All the soldiers present suddenly understand that they have killed the Son of God and flee in terror.
Elsewhere, the earthquake breaks the Temple in half, exposing the Holy of Holies; a horrified Caiaphas sobs. Meanwhile in Hell, Satan screams in impotent rage, knowing his power is forever broken.
That night, Jesus is lowered from the cross; Mary embraces the body of her Son and gives him a last kiss. She stares blankly forward, her eyes a mirror of her broken heart.
Three days later, the morning light of Easter Sunday illuminates the empty burial shroud in Jesus' tomb. The Resurrected Christ stands up and his wounded hands are visible. He walks out of the Tomb to triumphant music and the credits roll.
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YouTube presents the world premiere of the music video for "100 Days, 100 Nights" by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, the title son YouTube presents the world premiere of the music video for "100 Days, 100 Nights" by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, the title song from the album, available in stores offline and online. The video was directed by Adam Elias Buncher using two vintage TV cameras bought on E-Bay for $50 dollars each. Shows how much you can do with just a little soul! Thank you for this honor YouTube. As a special bonus, YouTubers - Visit the "Jukebox" @ WWW.DAPTONERECORDS.COM and download the FREE 58min. Binky Griptite WDAP Ghetto Funk Power Hour Mix featuring the finest soul & funk selections from the Daptone Records catalog! Credits: Director: Adam Elias Buncher Director of Photography: Chris J. Lytwyn Editor: Adam Elias Buncher Production Company: bunchluv.com Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings - LIVE! Nov 9 @ Boston, MA @ Middle East Underground Nov 10 @ Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground Nov 11 @ Montreal, QC @ La Tulipe Nov 13 @ Toronto, ON @ Lee's Palace Nov 14 @ Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick Nov 15 @ Chicago, IL @ Park West Nov 16 @ Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue Nov 17 @ Milwaukee, WI @ Turner Hall Nov 18 @ Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue Nov 20 @ Cleveland, OH @ Beachland Ballroom Dec 1 @ San Diego, CA @ Belly Up Dec 2 @ Santa Ana CA @ Galaxy Theater Dec 4 @ Los Angeles, CA @ El Rey Theatre Dec 5 @ San Francisco, CA @ Bimbo's Dec 7 @ Portland, OR @ Doug Fir Lounge Dec 8 @ Seattle, WA @ Neumo's Dec 9 @ Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom Dec 10 @ Bellingham, WA @ The NIghtlight Dec 14 @ Philadelphia PA @ Theatre of Living Arts Dec 15 @ Washington DC @ Black Cat Jan 3 @ Ft Lauderdale @ Culture Room Jan 4 @ Ft Lauderdale @ Jam Cruise WWW.DAPTONERECORDS.COM is the Super Soul Super Store, your destination for Daptone 45s, LPs, CDs, Tshirts, & more! (more) (less) |
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Time: 03:46 | More in Music |
Happy Halloween! Here are the picks I made: ROTTING PUMPKIN TIMELAPSE VOL.2 //www.youtube.com/watch?v =ZMyDCXbk6y4 TH Happy Halloween! Here are the picks I made: ROTTING PUMPKIN TIMELAPSE VOL.2 //www.youtube.com/watch?v =ZMyDCXbk6y4 THE ZOMBEATLES -- A HARD DAYS NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD //www.youtube.com/watch?v =jP6nYs9Il7c Big Spider: //www.youtube.com/watch?v =PadauuWF94w THE ORIGINAL SCARY "MARY POPPINS" RECUT TRAILER //youtube.com/watch?v=2T5 _0AGdFic EXORCIST WALK //youtube.com/watch?v=BfG SeD_fumQ Wanna Buy A Ghost? //www.youtube.com/watch?v =6tXsO35TQ-0 THE OLD HAUNTS "FUEL ON FIRE" //www.youtube.com/watch?v =NQwOTHvU5nQ HOW TO MAKE TOMBSTONES //www.youtube.com/watch?v =No-RGC20B_0 HORROR FRIENDS //youtube.com/watch?v=diS BTmDJ_do Quadruple Kick Flip: //www.youtube.com/watch?v =F_nw_mQF6RE HOUSE OF 1000 MUPPETS //www.youtube.com/watch?v =HucERcMMuys Michael Myers dunks //www.youtube.com/watch?v =7RloBrPv-9A (more) (less) |
From: robzombie Views: 992,950 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
Time: 03:14 | More in Music |
From: Hirnduebel Views: 754,672 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Time: 00:44 | More in Film & Animation |
THE GOMERS http://thegomers.net present: A higher quality version of the original - Look away as the Zombeatles play their hit, "I THE GOMERS http://thegomers.net present: A higher quality version of the original - Look away as the Zombeatles play their hit, "I Want To Eat Your Brain." No one knows who they are or where they came from but their very name drips with menace! This footage may shock the world, a herald of coming doom! Beware! More at http://beeftone.com (more) (less) |
From: Bifftar Views: 361,784 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
Time: 03:20 |
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I met this young Black Swan couple about two years ago. They took care of one baby at that time and had hard time when the baby due to leave from parents.
Mother is always very sweet care and father is quite strict. Baby did not want to leave from parents. Father started force to drive away the child.
Then baby stuck to mother always. They started to go another pond near by and get back, sometimes with three together. Nearly one week later, almost dusk of one day,
While child swan was a little bit far away, parents suddenly flew away to leave the child alone behind. After this, the child was crying to wish finding parents.
Accidentally I saw this scene, I fed bread and few hours stayed together. Next morning I went to see the child but there is not. Then I went to original place
The child was there with mother. I think the child flew back at dawn. The child completely disappeared after few weeks from this happening.
Last year the couple had 5 babies at first. 2 disappeared in one to two weeks. Some body said it might be eaten by big eel.
They brought up with really tender care of three children and two children left the nest at first, almost one month later the other one disappeared. This baby black swan was born early January. I named the baby“Rosy”, wishful for peace in the world as prayer of the New Year.
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No.1 (27.1.2007) Howdo you do my name is Rosy. My food is mainly algae but I can not reach the bottom.
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From: Rumraket Joined: 1 year ago Videos: 14 |
animated music video for the Efterklang song Mirador. Directed by hvass&hannibal & UFEX. Animated by Jens Christian Høgni Larsen & Nan Na Hvass. Mirador can be found animated music video for the Efterklang song Mirador. Directed by Hvass&Hannibal & UFEX. Animated by Jens Christian Høgni Larsen & Nan Na Hvass. Mirador can be found on Efterklangs new album entitled Parades which is out now. www.efterklang.net // myspace.com/efterklang (more) (less) |
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Tags: animated music video Mirador Efterklang Parades Hvass&Hannibal UFEX Nan Na Hvass the leaf label rumraket Time: 03:23 |
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Aina is guested by Bill Wells on this track. The video is made by UFEX, the wonderful duo that also did the video for "Mo ma W Glasgow Sky is the beautiful song that ends Kama Aina´s album "Club Kama Aina". Kama Aina is guested by Bill Wells on this track. The video is made by UFEX, the wonderful duo that also did the video for "Mo ma W maw" by Cacoy (another Rumraket artist). (more) (less) |
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animated music video for the Efterklang song Mirador. Directed by hvass&hannibal & UFEX. Animated by Jens Christian Høgni Larsen & Nan Na Hvass. Mirador can be found animated music video for the Efterklang song Mirador. Directed by Hvass&Hannibal & UFEX. Animated by Jens Christian Høgni Larsen & Nan Na Hvass. Mirador can be found on Efterklangs new album entitled Parades which is out now. www.efterklang.net // myspace.com/efterklang (more) (less) |
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video for japanese allstar band "Cacoy" (Tenniscoats and DJ Klock)....Cacoy Ufex Dj Klock Rumraket Tenniscoats Clockwise Motion Graphics Machines Art |
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Musicvideo for swedish Puzzleweasel....Puzzleweasel Pzlwzl Ufex Breakcore Drill n' Bass Electronica Ljud |
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Music video for Karsten Pflum...Karsten Pflum Ufex Jenka Electronica Idm |
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Music video for japanese folk legend Kama Aina...Kama Aina Rumraket ufex efterklang folk folktronica bill wells |
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Video Cam Direct Upload...animated music video Mirador Efterklang Parades hvass&hannibal UFEX Nan Na Hvass the leaf label rumraket |
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GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...animated music video Mirador Efterklang Parades hvass&hannibal UFEX Nan Na Hvass the leaf label rumraket mum |
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by hvass&hannibal + UFEX and animated by Nan Na Hvass and Jens Christian Høgni Larsen - with great help from Copenhagen Bombay....hvass&hannibal UFEX Nan Na Hvass Animated music video for Efterklang's Mirador. Directed and designed by Hvass&Hannibal + UFEX and animated by Nan Na Hvass and Jens Christian Høgni Larsen - with great help from Copenhagen Bombay. (more) (less) |
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